Doritos Locos Taco

 Along with the McRib and the "Double Down" the fast food industry has created yet another product that makes me ashamed to be an American: it's the "Doritos Locos Tacos" from Taco Bell. Who thought it would be a good idea to combine junk food with fast food?!

Taco Bell is terrible to begin with. The "meat" for the tacos comes in a bucket, the contents of which are 36% beef, mixed with 64% "other stuff" (see lawsuit). Then there's the sad, wilted, iceberg lettuce and the dollop "sour cream" which may or may not actually be mayonnaise.

Taco Bell decided to wrap all that crap up in a fried shell covered with day-glo-orange flavor dust made from highly processed fried corn meal, infused with sugar, artificial flavorings, dyes, and food glue! Great idea, guys.

Mixing Taco Bell's tacos with a Dorito is much like mixing ammonia and hydrochloric acid. Normally I'm not one to believe in religious fanaticism, but this taco may just be a sign of the coming apocalypse.