If you train for a marathon, you can eat anything you want -- Why? Because
(a) you'll burn all the calories you consume,
(b) you deserve it, and
(c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Herman Cain One-Liners

Last week I posted a sarcastic status update about Herman Cain on my Facebook page, and since then have come up with a few more. At Mike's request I am dedicating a blog post to funny Herman Cain one-liners, and I am asking YOU to post your best one liner as well. Let's see what you got!

1. ( The original) Call me crazy, but I think Herman Cain could still win this thing if everyone he gropes votes for him.

2. If Herman Cain took a lie detector test it would probably come back positive for gonorrhea.

3. Do you suspect your man of having numerous marital infidelities, but you can't prove it? Take out presidential nomination papers in his name.

4.Herman Cain might have lost the presidential nomination, but he's got a great shot at becoming Governor of California.

5. Herman Cain is being character-assassinated by his character.


  1. The difference between groping and motivational ass-patting is just a softball field away, Coach Cain...

  2. Herman Cain today announced his withdrawal from the American presidential election stating: "I thought this was the presidential election for Penn State."