Last week I posted a sarcastic status update about Herman Cain on my Facebook page, and since then have come up with a few more. At Mike's request I am dedicating a blog post to funny Herman Cain one-liners, and I am asking YOU to post your best one liner as well. Let's see what you got!
If Herman Cain took a lie detector test it would probably come back positive for gonorrhea.
3. Do you suspect your man of having numerous marital infidelities, but you can't prove it? Take out presidential nomination papers in his name.
4.Herman Cain might have lost the presidential nomination, but he's got a great shot at becoming Governor of California.
5. Herman Cain is being character-assassinated by his character.